Dear

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the Mafia wants you. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the incarnation as an eskimo .

Greetings to your freaky family,

Zubizan.


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